Make me laugh and win 5k tokens!!

Little Susie, a six year old , complained:"Mother, I've got a stomach ache."

"That's because our stomach is empty", the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."

That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day.

Susie perked up: " That's because it's empty", she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT ******* THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"

The Teacher fainted.

I heard this one a while a go. I found it quite funny.

Myfriend you won! Lol, that made me laugh, but carry on there will be another prize of 5k tokens!

OMG! Thank you adam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Rock!

Ltpure, it has ended.

It is not over if you had read the comments before skipping to the bottom of the page

I said this

"Myfriend you won! Lol, that made me laugh, but carry on there will be another prize of 5k tokens!"

Still waiting to laugh.

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmm i dunno what will make you laugh xD

Nyan cat watch it on youtube lolz or watch this watch it all
watch scary maze game reaction

watch mrs swan videos on youtube!

Nope not laughing.

OMG scary maze games r so funnay!

Still not laughing.....

Hmmmmmmmmmm LOL idk? rlly!

Come on, make me laugh someone!

Sneezing Panda on youtube?

No....I didn't find that funny!

Wow, this is hard =D

I remember my old classmate in 6th grade - you can say "Bananas" and she goes rofl...

Good times... her name was Livija, I think (Lithuanian).

Cool Ltpure!

When she doesn't say "Can I go to toilet to laugh off?", it is quite cool.